I go to Christian Union every Sunday. Yes I am religious and naughty in equal measure. There's lots of beautiful ladies there ...
I go to Christian Union every Sunday. Yes I am religious and naughty in equal measure. There's lots of beautiful ladies there yet I see guys just looking at them. It's not wrong to hit on a woman in a holy setting. There are a high number of single ladies in christian union. If you are of a marriageable age, you will find lots of women who are looking and praying for husbands hence they are optimistic. If you are still young, you'll find young ladies who are hoping to meet a kind hearted guy who fears God. So gentlemen, listen up! The church holla is TOO easy. Here are a few reasons why:
You get to hold her hand EVERY time they pray, and there's often a lot of touching and talking going on* (especially if you attend a high adrenaline church), e.g. touch 2 people and say___, hug your neighbor and say___, point at your neighbor and tell them ___, pull on your neighbor's arm, and the like.
**Women are emotional during christian union*.
It's like in the movies, when a man and a woman who initially hate each other's guts, after a few car chases and brushes with death, fall head over heels in love. This could just be idealistic writing and have no bearing on real life, but I think there's some truth to it. Enduring dangerous, intense and spiritually charged situations does create a bond there's an air of vulnerability that will give you an opportunity to see the real her
**Christian Union encourages social interaction*.
It is one of the few places where a total stranger can walk up to a woman and she won't think he's just trying to get in her pants. I mean, what kind of heathen would be thinking about s3x at C.U? She will automatically think you're a good guy, so her defenses will be down. This is sort of an extension of the previous one, but emphasizes that the woman will have already assumed some things about you before you even approach her good things.
**Sermons are great conversation starters*.
All you have to do is ask, So what did you think of the sermon? Or what aspect of the sermon affected you most? If I had to guess, I would hypothesize that men don't step to women at church because they feel it's inappropriate. If this is how you feel, let me tell you, the church holla could not be MORE appropriate. God is for the church holla because he wants us to be equally yoked. So, next time, you go to C.U, sit next to that beautiful woman you see every Sunday, and after service, ask her out. You'll be glad you did. You can thank me later.