At some point in our lives, we have all been ‘sufferers’. At least for most guys. I know there are some ninjas who have never ta...
At some point in our lives, we have all been ‘sufferers’. At least for most guys. I know there are some ninjas who have never tasted the hard knock life and it’s fine. There’s nothing wrong with that. I myself goes through hell in some semesters like these. Especially during my first semester. Ell that was before the blogging money started coming in. I would skip lunch for days and sometimes wasted money buying lunch for ladies who didn’t appreciate it. It was horrible. But it’s through such processes that we learn. When you are still a ‘sufferer’ there are certain kinds of women you cannot afford to take to lunch or else you’ll be left regretting.
The chick who never finishes her food
Yes, there’s that chic who eats two spoons then yells “nimeshiba”. Finish your plate bish. Maybe you normally go for lunch at a kibanda but this time you have outdone yourself and taken a girl you are eyeing to Hillside hotel. The problem is she takes two bites and claims she’s full. Then you’re there looking at that chicken piece like you want to grab it from her. Hahaa.. When that lunch session is done, run away and never comes back. That’s unless she wants to give you some ‘lunch’ too. Models are the ones most culpable of this behavior. They don’t like eating. All in the name of maintaining slim bodies.
The ‘dem wa maringo’
Call her the ‘rich mavoko’. She probably comes from a rich family or she's just the type that feels she’s on top since she got her first job. She’s the 'nyenyenye' girl that can’t do without pizza and Smirnoff Black Ice (Guarana). Lunch at cheap hotels? Litmus, London? Nope. She doesn’t do that. Worse still, she can’t cook too... All you find in her Ladies B hostel room is a pile of rotting chips wrappers in the trash can. You don’t need such a girl when you are still struggling. Have a girl who doesn’t mind eating chapatti slaughter and "maharagwe" ya uncle. That’s the kind of girl that will hold you down until your pockets become full. Remember, if you get a humble girl when you have nothing, don’t forget her when you have something.
