Guys, do not ever ‘katia’ your neighbor because dating your neighbour is tricky. I understand that sometimes you might be plagued by dry...
Guys, do not ever ‘katia’ your neighbor because dating your neighbour is tricky. I understand that sometimes you might be plagued by dry spells and the only option is your hot lightskin neighbor next door but don’t do it bro. Don’t score your neighbor. I’ll tell you why. When things go Keter, you’ll be running while entering or leaving your house just to avoid meeting her.
Buda….even though she is cute, available and in close proximity, it doesn’t mean you should be stopping by to ask her for chumvi each and every time. Just like an employee shouldn’t dip his pen in the company ink, you shouldn’t hit on that dem next door even if her thighs look as soft as those of Miss Tharakanithi. It could prove to be a worse idea than deciding to paint the whole house with ja shoe brush
Things can — and probably will — go wrong, and you could end up with so much drama in your hands you’ll think you’re in Love And Hip Hop. Even though it all looks like an easy lay which you can tap any time you feel like, here are some reasons why you shouldn’t hit on your neighbor.
You won’t be able to bring other chics to your diggz
Of course dating your neighbor will jeopardize your chances with other ladies in the neighborhood. I’ve been there before so trust me the way a fat woman trusts a gym instructor. Guys make this blunder in your hostels or in a ton of other situations — they take hunt, aim and fire at the first chic they see when they should wait back in the woods for bigger more meaty prey. Don’t fall in that category. It’ll be like prison for you. Youll feel like a Kartel. Every time you bring a chic, you’ll be questioned and she’ll be mad. She’ll act like your wife. Do you want that? I guess not.
She might be a hoe
Did you take some time to do a background check on her? Suppose the object of your lust is the next-door-hoe who has already schtupped half the mtaa? Do some homework. She might be getting dissected by the caretaker too. How will that make you feel? I had a friend who was dating his neighbor. She would come with guys and lie to her roomie and lie to him that they were just course-mates. Then he’d here moans coming from her room but when he’d ask what was going on, he was told it was just laughter. Talk of kubebwa waana...
She might reject your mistari….
Every encounter thereafter will be awkward. You might be reading her signals wrong bro — maybe she’s just being nice because you share the same horrible landlord and she feels safe knowing a guy-friend is around in case of an emergency. You ask her out, she says no and now you have to deal with the uncomfortable exchanges every time you run into each other at the gate or at the clothes hang line. You’ll also have to bear the pain of watching other guys come to smash her in her room.
She will give you no personal space
Things go well at first, time goes by and the next thing you know, she is pooping in your toilet and not flushing, drinking the mzinga you had preserved for the weekend and asking why you read or study too much. This will put an instant strain on the ka thing you have. There is no transition period or getting to know each other while still being able to retreat to separate estates for much-needed alone time. And that’s just f#cked up
